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Donald Trump’s Fables

The Snake and the Rat A blind snake and a blind rat ran into each other. Neither animal was sure of its own identity. “How about you examine me, and I’ll examine you? And then we’ll figure out who we are,” said the snake. So the rat felt the snake. He said, “Well, you are…   READ MORE

Dear Ask a Deadhead (A Trump Question) #3

Dear Ask a Dead, My daughter, who I’m proud to say is a second-generation tie-dyer, has a boy friend I’m going to call “Really Stupid.” He was over for dinner — or “wasting oxygen,” as my husband likes to say — and announced that he and my daughter had been to a Trump rally. I…   READ MORE